brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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