I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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