As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
The ass gains better be worth it
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