Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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