Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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