WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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