windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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