Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Randomize