your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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