I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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