So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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