Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
where are my eyebrows?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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