can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
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I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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