I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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