Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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