how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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