evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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