My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
how does that bad decision feel?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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