Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I'm at about main and main street
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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