dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize