Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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