Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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