bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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