I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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