i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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