The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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