we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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