She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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