Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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