well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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