"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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