have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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