awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
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Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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