Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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