Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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