I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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