i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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