So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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