Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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