but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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