i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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