i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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