the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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