dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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