there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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