what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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