So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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