when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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