If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
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