he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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