And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
