remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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