I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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