In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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