Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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